I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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