how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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