Buhtt sex?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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