White coat. Heels.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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