I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
