At least make sure they are 18
Why
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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