I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so let's talk penis.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He shit in the fireplace
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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