how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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