You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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