the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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