What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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