honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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