I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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