Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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