All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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