Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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