Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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