Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We have started to decorate penises.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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