I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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