Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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