I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Green mimosas i think yes
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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