Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do vagina's smell?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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