this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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