I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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