Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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