so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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