He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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