you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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