He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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