Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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