You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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