I like my sex mixed with concussions.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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