if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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