do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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