so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You ate ashes out of my bong
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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