she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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