is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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