We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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