I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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