You made me cry and you don't even care
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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