Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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