Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My feet surprised me
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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