So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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