Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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