How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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