who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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