roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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