The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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