Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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