i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I came so hard my ears popped.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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