I want to walk on stilts...naked
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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