this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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